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My Little Ironies
- I just had to tell my daughter that there was little probability that she could do eighty chores in two hours and 10 minutes to earn a giant lot of pet shops on Ebay that she wants to earn before the auction closes. That's at two chores per dollar. :)
- We are helping my father sell an old vehicle and what do we find in the glove box...an unused 12 guage shotgun shell...that's my Dad!!
- How does a three year old end up at church with no underwear on, especially when you dressed him and you know he had underwear on at one point during the morning?
- The root of all toilet clogging evil is apparently a ball point pen and it's nearly impossible to dislodge one of those from the inside of a toilet.
- You know you have to do some serious laundry when you actually consider wearing your 11 year old daughter's Hannah Montana shirt.
- My 6 year old daughter got a comb stuck in her hair and we had to cut the comb into little bits to get it out of her hair.
- My kids keep breaking the toilet seats! I guess I need a bulk package of those too!
- Chocolate chips are not a food group.
- My toilet seat says "Hailee" on it!
- If there's work to be done, all of the kids need to use the bathroom or get a drink.
- All two-year-olds think the baby swing is for them!
- When you have 6 kids, carpet is your enemy!
- You know you have a large family when your grocery receipt is 4 feet long.
- The toilet is clogged and my husband found a plastic easter egg in the pipe.
- My daughter just asked me if she can put chocolate sprinkles on here melted cheese sandwich (really???)
- I burned up another hard drive on my PC! Can I buy a bulk package of those too?
- Well actually, my sand pile is full of socks and silverware!
- My sand pile is full of socks!
- The key to my treadmill is missing again...can I just purchase a bulk package of them???
- I fixed my daughter's glasses with JB Weld!
- I have a pile of sand on my leather couch.
- My daughter lost her glasses in the snow on the way home from school in January. Someone found them in March and turned them into the school office! Amazingly enough, the school remembered we lost them in January. Wow!
- Just when I think he knows better, my 10 year old son plugs the bathroom sink and the emergency drain in the sink basin to soak his grow creature, turns on the water, and forgets about it until we notice water flooding out from under the bathroom door! And yes, he locked the door so no one would bother the grow creature!!
- It's time for another worn out pair of the hubby's pants to disappear! Aren't kids suppose to be the only ones who are attached to clothing?
- My 4 year old says she needs "peace and quite"!!!!!
- My Husband says there's a perfectly good reason for the leatherman being in my dish drainer.
- I have a leatherman (fancy pocket knife) in my dish drainer. I don't know why.
- My kids are storing a tumble weed in my garage for the winter!
- My 10 year old son informed me that people have only discovered about half of the world's caves (thank you BBC and planet earth!)
- My baby's car seat is full of finely crushed graham crackers (?? Little babies don't eat graham crackers)!
- My husband's shoes are filled with Mr. Potato Head parts!
- My two year old thinks the new baby swing is for him! He can even climb in by himself and work all the controls. Boy, does he have a rude awakening coming!!
- I have a giant mud hole in my back yard.
- My vacuum is fully of plastic easter grass.
- My kids are too full to finish their dinner, but they have plenty of room left for cake!
- I have a giant laundry basket full of socks, and we can't find a single match!
- Miscellaneous items found while cleaning out my kids' toy box include a flashlight, rocks (no suprise), a sea shell (we don't live by the sea), a drill bit, a stapler, and some tree bark!
- My daughter's medical bills added up to about $18,000, but we got a free sippy cup and a ball signed by the Utah JAZZ Dancers!
- I put safety locks on the tops of my outside doors to keep my three year old from escaping and she figured out how to open them with a broom in approximately five minutes.
- I bought the EXPENSIVE vacuum this time only to find that my 3-year-old took it apart with a screwdriver!
- I haven't showered for 3 days, but my house is clean!
- I have 38 winter gloves of various sizes in my coat closet and none of them match.
- We're out of peanut butter because my husband used the rest to catch a mouse in our garage!
- Yes, my son won 1st place in the science fair at school, but he didn't turn in half of his assignments this term?
- No matter how many toys my toddler got for Christmas, I still find him in the middle of my kitchen floor sitting in my crock pot!
65 comments:
Andrea --
Again and again your creativity is awesome!!!! Thanks a buncha buncha for this template!!!!!! I just love your stuff!!!
Beautiful! Thanks for the gift! Have a great Sunday!
Thanks so much for the template. Love the circles!
Wow, what a great template! THanks so much!
Oooooh, Andrea! I'm totally feeling this template! I know the kit and photo to use with it already! Thanks so much!
ps - I tried using the "click here to leave a comment" link, and signed it, but it just kept making me sign in over and over -- didn't get anywhere else.......so here I am! hehe
Thanks for another great template!!
Your design is just fantastic in every way possible. Love the circles within circles embellishment for this template. It adds just enough to accent the photo. Thanks for another awesome & flexible template.
Having problems, the above comment is mine. It would not let me signin with my name which is grambie. I hate to use anonymous & checked other, but it would not work. So again thanks for the beautifully designed template. LEAVIN LUV!! XOXOXOX
What a fun template! Thank you so much for sharing, it is appreciated! Have a great day! BettyJoR
Thanks for your template...If you want I've got a little freebie on my blog!
Great template. Thank you for sharing.
Thanks so much!
love the template!! thank you!
I just love your templates. I especially like that you make them in 2 sizes.
Thanks bunches!
Thanks so much for making it easier for us to digi scrap!
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Cute template, looks a bit like bubbles.
Andrea, thank you so much for your new template!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K.
Thanks so much
Thanks so much for sharing !
WOW!
I LOVE THIS!!!!
GONNA POP OFF AND SEE WHAT I MAKE WITH IT X
HUGE HUGS X SELENA
Andrea, I snagged your blinkie - I'm DEFINITELY an Andrea Template Addict - and darn proud of it!
THANKS!
Sheri
Thanks a million it's a beautiful template, and the circles are a nice and simple decoration for the photo. Really nice one. :)
Thanks so much for sharing it and best wishes. :o)
thanks soo much for sharing your awesome talent! :)
Thanks so much Andrea! I love this template!
Thanks for the template! Another great one!!
Your templates are absolutely gorgeous! Appreciate it so so much!
Thank you!
Thanks for the template. Love it.
Thanks bunches for this terrific template...I REALLY appreciate your template gifts...;o)
I love your templates. Thank you so much for sharing them with us.
Hello Andrea,
I can't get enough of your templates. I love your creativity! Thanks!
Wonderful template - TFS!
Thanks for another great template!!
so cute! thank you so much, Andrea!
thanks andrea! awesome template! i love it.
much love,
mel
xxxxx
Thank you for the great template!
thanks for having both 8.5x11 and 12x12 templates :) i love having a choice!!
Love the "bubbly" look at the bottom of the template. Thanks for sharing another fabulous template.
Thanks again for another great template. I have a special Andrea folder on my computer! They're all wonderful!
Thank you!
andrea,
thanks for this template. I really like all the circles!
I tried yesterday to tell you thank you for this, but Blogger wasn't allowing it. So a bit late, thank you for your generosity. I always adore seeing a new template from you.
Andrea, you are soooo talented! Your templates are my absolute favorite!!!!
thanks so much!!
thanks for the great template!
As always - beautiful templates!!! Thank you so much for sharing!
Thanks so much for the template.
Thank you so much for sharing!
Thanks for the template. I am becoming a template junkie myself. Not creating them, just snaggin them. THANKS for your work!
I just found your blog - GREAT STUFF! Thanks so much for the template. If I didn't have templates I wouldn't scrap (not very creative) so I appreciate your talents.
Awesome, thank you!
too cute! thanks!
Gorgeous template! This looks like a lot of fun!! Thank you so much for sharing!
Another wonderful template. Thanks for sharing
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Thanks so much for these great templates. They help me so much in my scrapping!
Thank you for another great template.
Very cool template - thank you so much!
Thanks! I love your templates!
wow, thanks Andrea for sharing
Thank you so much for another FANTASTIC template - Jo
Great template! TFS it!
Thank you very much for this beautiful template.
Thank you for another wonderful template!
Hi Andrea,
I've only just begun scrapbooking but your templates make learning and creativity a breeze. Your blog is a lot of fun too! Thanks for sharing your talent with us!
Thank you for the great template Andrea!
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