Tuesday, May 13, 2008
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I was working to get my garden planted today...well, I've been working on it for weeks now. I've got all of my squash, tomatoes, peppers, and onions planted. We're extending the garden and moving my strawberry patch out of the garden and along our back fence so we've been doing a lot of work on it. So, I've been going out in the evenings and letting the kids play in the yard while I work in the garden. Tonight, I noticed that my 3 year old son was missing after a few minutes. So, I went looking for him and found him in the house and he had eaten a half pan of brownies. What a little rascal! :)
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My Little Ironies
- I just had to tell my daughter that there was little probability that she could do eighty chores in two hours and 10 minutes to earn a giant lot of pet shops on Ebay that she wants to earn before the auction closes. That's at two chores per dollar. :)
- We are helping my father sell an old vehicle and what do we find in the glove box...an unused 12 guage shotgun shell...that's my Dad!!
- How does a three year old end up at church with no underwear on, especially when you dressed him and you know he had underwear on at one point during the morning?
- The root of all toilet clogging evil is apparently a ball point pen and it's nearly impossible to dislodge one of those from the inside of a toilet.
- You know you have to do some serious laundry when you actually consider wearing your 11 year old daughter's Hannah Montana shirt.
- My 6 year old daughter got a comb stuck in her hair and we had to cut the comb into little bits to get it out of her hair.
- My kids keep breaking the toilet seats! I guess I need a bulk package of those too!
- Chocolate chips are not a food group.
- My toilet seat says "Hailee" on it!
- If there's work to be done, all of the kids need to use the bathroom or get a drink.
- All two-year-olds think the baby swing is for them!
- When you have 6 kids, carpet is your enemy!
- You know you have a large family when your grocery receipt is 4 feet long.
- The toilet is clogged and my husband found a plastic easter egg in the pipe.
- My daughter just asked me if she can put chocolate sprinkles on here melted cheese sandwich (really???)
- I burned up another hard drive on my PC! Can I buy a bulk package of those too?
- Well actually, my sand pile is full of socks and silverware!
- My sand pile is full of socks!
- The key to my treadmill is missing again...can I just purchase a bulk package of them???
- I fixed my daughter's glasses with JB Weld!
- I have a pile of sand on my leather couch.
- My daughter lost her glasses in the snow on the way home from school in January. Someone found them in March and turned them into the school office! Amazingly enough, the school remembered we lost them in January. Wow!
- Just when I think he knows better, my 10 year old son plugs the bathroom sink and the emergency drain in the sink basin to soak his grow creature, turns on the water, and forgets about it until we notice water flooding out from under the bathroom door! And yes, he locked the door so no one would bother the grow creature!!
- It's time for another worn out pair of the hubby's pants to disappear! Aren't kids suppose to be the only ones who are attached to clothing?
- My 4 year old says she needs "peace and quite"!!!!!
- My Husband says there's a perfectly good reason for the leatherman being in my dish drainer.
- I have a leatherman (fancy pocket knife) in my dish drainer. I don't know why.
- My kids are storing a tumble weed in my garage for the winter!
- My 10 year old son informed me that people have only discovered about half of the world's caves (thank you BBC and planet earth!)
- My baby's car seat is full of finely crushed graham crackers (?? Little babies don't eat graham crackers)!
- My husband's shoes are filled with Mr. Potato Head parts!
- My two year old thinks the new baby swing is for him! He can even climb in by himself and work all the controls. Boy, does he have a rude awakening coming!!
- I have a giant mud hole in my back yard.
- My vacuum is fully of plastic easter grass.
- My kids are too full to finish their dinner, but they have plenty of room left for cake!
- I have a giant laundry basket full of socks, and we can't find a single match!
- Miscellaneous items found while cleaning out my kids' toy box include a flashlight, rocks (no suprise), a sea shell (we don't live by the sea), a drill bit, a stapler, and some tree bark!
- My daughter's medical bills added up to about $18,000, but we got a free sippy cup and a ball signed by the Utah JAZZ Dancers!
- I put safety locks on the tops of my outside doors to keep my three year old from escaping and she figured out how to open them with a broom in approximately five minutes.
- I bought the EXPENSIVE vacuum this time only to find that my 3-year-old took it apart with a screwdriver!
- I haven't showered for 3 days, but my house is clean!
- I have 38 winter gloves of various sizes in my coat closet and none of them match.
- We're out of peanut butter because my husband used the rest to catch a mouse in our garage!
- Yes, my son won 1st place in the science fair at school, but he didn't turn in half of his assignments this term?
- No matter how many toys my toddler got for Christmas, I still find him in the middle of my kitchen floor sitting in my crock pot!
33 comments:
Thank you so much Andrea. I love your templates. :)
Those kids are just amazing. :)
I hope everything is sorted out regarding job and healthcare.
Hugs
Janina
thanks for another great template... I love your work and your templates are my most used templates :-)
Thank you Andrea for your wonderful template. Hee hee on the little one thinking of those brownies... hope he didn't keep you up last night with a tummy ache.
I hope your dh finds a new job he likes and with good healthcare coverage.
I too use your templates most often. I love the whimsical dots. Thanks for sharing!
Thanks for this freebie. What a brownie thief. We had this with a cake once. I had put it up for my son who was coming home from winning a church youth event. Little brother climbed up on the counter and took handfuls out of the cake. I actually scrapped the picture of the cake and the chocolate covered face. Notice on the side about loosing the key to the treadmill. I have my tied to the treadmill after I had to order a 2nd replacement. Now its always there.
Cute template! Thanks!
It sounds like your three year old and mine read regularly from the same book of mischief! Thanks for the template!
Beautiful template. Thanks Andrea!
MiKiko
hey, what's wrong with eating brownies? sounds like a smart kid to me.
Thanks for sharing your great template.
Kids are so funny. I guess your little one was really wanting those brownies!! Your garden sounds wonderful. Y'all will enjoy having the fresh produce.
That was too funny! I hope you got some chocolate covered face pictures to scrap. :)
Thanks for the great template!
Too funny about the brownies! Sounds like something my kids would do. Thanks so much for the awesome template!
Thanx again for another GREAT template!
Thank you, love your star templates.
if you ask me, the little guy is ingenious!! ;) hahaaaaa
Thanks for the template!
thanks for the template... another great one!
Wow Andrea! You guys definitely have your plates full! I'll pray that all things will work out according to His Plan and on his Time (something I'm currently struggling with myself). Your little guy must have been hungry after all that yard "work"! LOL
Thanks for another fabulous template!
thank you so much for a great template. I love the stars.
very cute...thanks!
I wanted to post a comment, but couldn't find the link. I looked REALLY hard and the link was in white! Oh well, thanks for the cool template! Love it! I have a 3-year-old and I feel your pain! What a stinker! Thanks again!
Thanks so much for the great template!
Thank you so much Andrea. I went on a shopping spree in your store on Sunday, WOOOOOHOOO whatta day!
:)
Thanks for sharing the wonderful templates.
Thanks!
Thank you for the great template!
Oh My!!! 1/2 a pan of brownies... WOW!!! Sounds like my DH... He's the chocolate fien in our house and he could eat 1/2 a pan and 1/2 gal milk without blinking... that is if I'd let him, lol
Thanks for the awesome new template!!! Blessings, Shawna
Great story Andrea! Those kids will keep you hoppin! Thank you for this great template - love it!
What a wonderful template - thank you!
Hi girly! Just wanted to say again that "good things happen to good people" so remember that always! You are always so caring and generous so of course that's going to come back to you! As always thanks for the wonderful template...it will surely be put to good use!
I can't blame him... if I had a pan of brownies around here, AT LEAST half would be gone! :)
Thanks for yet another awesome template!
Thanks for all the Templates you share with us. It makes my digital scrapbooking go so much faster and easier when I don't have to think about where to put things. You are wonderful!
Thank you so much!
Thank you for your excellent template, Andrea! I'm afraid I probably would have been missing with your 3 year old - snarfing brownies, too... I'm trying to diet so anything fattening has an unnatural draw for me.
I will be praying for you after I type this for your husband to find a much better job than he had before and you find this to be a big blessing from the Lord.
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