Friday, July 25, 2008
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Difficult day today for me. Here's a free template for you:
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My Little Ironies
- I just had to tell my daughter that there was little probability that she could do eighty chores in two hours and 10 minutes to earn a giant lot of pet shops on Ebay that she wants to earn before the auction closes. That's at two chores per dollar. :)
- We are helping my father sell an old vehicle and what do we find in the glove box...an unused 12 guage shotgun shell...that's my Dad!!
- How does a three year old end up at church with no underwear on, especially when you dressed him and you know he had underwear on at one point during the morning?
- The root of all toilet clogging evil is apparently a ball point pen and it's nearly impossible to dislodge one of those from the inside of a toilet.
- You know you have to do some serious laundry when you actually consider wearing your 11 year old daughter's Hannah Montana shirt.
- My 6 year old daughter got a comb stuck in her hair and we had to cut the comb into little bits to get it out of her hair.
- My kids keep breaking the toilet seats! I guess I need a bulk package of those too!
- Chocolate chips are not a food group.
- My toilet seat says "Hailee" on it!
- If there's work to be done, all of the kids need to use the bathroom or get a drink.
- All two-year-olds think the baby swing is for them!
- When you have 6 kids, carpet is your enemy!
- You know you have a large family when your grocery receipt is 4 feet long.
- The toilet is clogged and my husband found a plastic easter egg in the pipe.
- My daughter just asked me if she can put chocolate sprinkles on here melted cheese sandwich (really???)
- I burned up another hard drive on my PC! Can I buy a bulk package of those too?
- Well actually, my sand pile is full of socks and silverware!
- My sand pile is full of socks!
- The key to my treadmill is missing again...can I just purchase a bulk package of them???
- I fixed my daughter's glasses with JB Weld!
- I have a pile of sand on my leather couch.
- My daughter lost her glasses in the snow on the way home from school in January. Someone found them in March and turned them into the school office! Amazingly enough, the school remembered we lost them in January. Wow!
- Just when I think he knows better, my 10 year old son plugs the bathroom sink and the emergency drain in the sink basin to soak his grow creature, turns on the water, and forgets about it until we notice water flooding out from under the bathroom door! And yes, he locked the door so no one would bother the grow creature!!
- It's time for another worn out pair of the hubby's pants to disappear! Aren't kids suppose to be the only ones who are attached to clothing?
- My 4 year old says she needs "peace and quite"!!!!!
- My Husband says there's a perfectly good reason for the leatherman being in my dish drainer.
- I have a leatherman (fancy pocket knife) in my dish drainer. I don't know why.
- My kids are storing a tumble weed in my garage for the winter!
- My 10 year old son informed me that people have only discovered about half of the world's caves (thank you BBC and planet earth!)
- My baby's car seat is full of finely crushed graham crackers (?? Little babies don't eat graham crackers)!
- My husband's shoes are filled with Mr. Potato Head parts!
- My two year old thinks the new baby swing is for him! He can even climb in by himself and work all the controls. Boy, does he have a rude awakening coming!!
- I have a giant mud hole in my back yard.
- My vacuum is fully of plastic easter grass.
- My kids are too full to finish their dinner, but they have plenty of room left for cake!
- I have a giant laundry basket full of socks, and we can't find a single match!
- Miscellaneous items found while cleaning out my kids' toy box include a flashlight, rocks (no suprise), a sea shell (we don't live by the sea), a drill bit, a stapler, and some tree bark!
- My daughter's medical bills added up to about $18,000, but we got a free sippy cup and a ball signed by the Utah JAZZ Dancers!
- I put safety locks on the tops of my outside doors to keep my three year old from escaping and she figured out how to open them with a broom in approximately five minutes.
- I bought the EXPENSIVE vacuum this time only to find that my 3-year-old took it apart with a screwdriver!
- I haven't showered for 3 days, but my house is clean!
- I have 38 winter gloves of various sizes in my coat closet and none of them match.
- We're out of peanut butter because my husband used the rest to catch a mouse in our garage!
- Yes, my son won 1st place in the science fair at school, but he didn't turn in half of his assignments this term?
- No matter how many toys my toddler got for Christmas, I still find him in the middle of my kitchen floor sitting in my crock pot!
38 comments:
Hope things are okay with you. Thanks so much for the template.
Thanks for taking the time during a difficult day to share with us...hope things are getting better...
So sorry to hear that it has been a rough day. Thank you so much for taking the time to share with us. I hope things get better and know that you are in our prayers.
Thanks for all the presents you make for us. Hope your day gets better. Happy weekend.
Amy in MI
Thinking of you and sending positive thoughts your way!
Hugs,
Theresa
Sorry you had a bad day. Hope things brighten up soon. Thanks for the great template.
You are such a great person! Thank you for sharing your talents with us.
When I have really rough days I read a quote I keep in my nightstand and it helps me:
"Life is just like an old time rail journey ... delays, sidetracks, smoke, dust, cinders, and jolts, interspersed only occasionally by beautiful vistas and thrilling bursts of speed. The trick is to thank the Lord for letting you have the ride."
(Gordon B. Hinckley)
Hugs and prayers for you.
Thanks for the template! I have to say it perked up my difficult day. Hope things pick up for you soon!
Oh! I hope your day gets better! How sweet to still post a beloved Andrea Freebie! Hopefully your weekend will be much, much better than today!
Sorry it's been a rough day! Hope the weekend goes better. Thank you!
I'm sorry you had a bad day today. Hopefully, with some rest you'll feel better. Still, you take the time to think about uploading a template for us. Thank you so much. :)
Thank you for another lovely gift. I'm sorry you are having a rough one. I will be sending thoughts, prayers and positive energy your way.
Warmly,
Jammie
Awesome freebie as always, Thank you! I am so sorry that you're having a difficult day. I hope that you get better soon.
Beautiful template as usual! Hope tomorrow is better!
So sorry it's a rough day - hope things pick up for you. Thanks for taking the time to share.
Thanks so much for sharing, and I hope that whatever is making today difficult eases up for you. Good luck!
Thank you so much Andrea... hope your day is much better tomorrow.
DiAnna
Thank you for the wonderful template Andrea. I'm so sorry that you had a bad day. I hope and pray that tomorrow is a much better day for you! I so appreciate you taking the time to think about us!
Thank you so much.
Thanks so much for another awesome template. Sorry to hear you had a rough day and I hope tomorrow is a better one.
It's so nice of you to do something for other people when you're having a bad day yourself. I hope your day gets better. :)
Sorry it's been a difficult day, but thank you for thinking of us! You are so on the ball this week I missed the last one, guess I will have to buy it later!! LOL!
Have a better night!
Thank you so much for sharing this fab template. Hope things get better for you soon.
Hugs
Kay
It is truly a testament to your positive spirit that you thought of others during your own difficult day. Thank you so much and many blessings to you for a better day tomorrow. :)
So sorry you are having a bad day. Hugs and prayers for you.
So sorry you're having a hard day.. I hope things brighten up for you. Thanks very much for your constant generosity!
Thanks for the lovely template - hope things are better for you tomorrow. Take care of yourself!
Thanks so much! :)
Thank you! Your blog post will be advertised on the DigiFree Digital Scrapbooking Freebie search engine today (look for timestamp: 26 Jul [LA 12:06am, NY 02:06am, UK 07:06am, OZ 05:06pm]).
Thank you so much for the template and for sharing it when things are not going well. I hope the day ends up better and that tomorrow is a much better day. Saying a prayer for you.
Sorry to hear you have had a bad day...hoping today is a better one for you. TY for sharing your templates with us.
I look forward to starting your PS class the first of August!
thanks for the template. i hope today is better than yesterday. and BTW i just noticed that your husband is mowing my lawn, tell him thank you for me. that is way to nice.
This is wonderful. Thanks so much.
Andrea- I hope you're ok. Take it easy this weekend! :) HUGS!!!
Thank you so much - this is really appreciated.
Sorry you are having a bad day - I sincerely hope everything is OK!
Thank you so much the the awesome template.
Thank you. I absolutely love your templates and sport your blinkie with pride on godigitalscrapbooking.com
FYI, I couldn't figure out how to post a comment. You comment link is very tiny and is white or similar color to your background. Just thought you should know that it was difficult to find.
Thanks Again.
Thanks so much for another great one!
MiKiko
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